Walk the Shih Tzu dog

To walk the Shih Tzu (commonly pronounced Shit Zu) is a slang term, used to denote the act of human defecation. Shih Zu being a breed of dog, originating in Asia, having to walk the shit zu does not refer, in this context, to providing one's pet dog with exercise, but in fact the impending urge of a human to defecate.

'Hey Joe, wanna go to the bar for a few beers?'
'Maybe later Ray, I gotta go walk the shih tzu dog'.

'I had a bad takeaway curry on Saturday and I spent the whole night walking the shih Tzu.

by Jotinmick June 13, 2017

CHUGGIN DICK during a walk

to make a joke during a walk so bad that you sneeze everywhere.

Guy#1 "CHUGGIN DICK during a walk"
Guy#2 "hehaheha"

by anonymous July 25, 2021

Walk Off

Taking an upper decker after staying up all night wrastlin’ gators

Kyle had a walk off. He stayed up all night and clogged the toilet.

by Dogs barking March 10, 2021

walk the pooch

masterbation

i'm off to walk the pooch

by Ann0nimau5 March 1, 2010

The walk off

The walk off when u fill the bath tub with water lay in it get a bonner have just the head sticking out take a fly pull one wing off place on head of bonner and the fly will walk in one direction tell it gets u off the walk off

Man that fly did a awesome job doing the walk off

by Arliss88 September 22, 2023

Walking L

Von

Yo that dude Von is a walking L.

by VonSahkahret March 28, 2022

gorge walking

When you place both feet inside a cavernous Vagina and start to walk on the spot

That chaffinch last night had been about a bit. So much I was able to perform gorge walking

by Pseudonym of a false analogy July 8, 2022