titted it up

when someone rings you when you're pissed, you don't want to answer, but you do by mistake

(phone rings) girl 1 : its jonny i'll press ingore, oh shit. Hello?
girl 2 : well you titted it up bigstyle, what are you playing at he'll want to come round now!'

by Lovejoy's Lovechild September 8, 2006

Tit-Out

Noun: A particularly krusty or miserable situation

"Hey man did you catch Mike's party last night?"

" Yeah, it was a fucking tit-out though... ran out of booze before 10 and hardly any women showed up"

by Titman007 September 23, 2011

tit-shited

When a man and a woman screw and the man is too tired to go to the shitter and shits on her tits.

DOOOD!,Kevin tit-shited on Casey!

by Cunt-bag July 19, 2007

soy tits

When you produce soy milk out ya soy tits

You Jimmy you have some soy tits.

by Chloe216971apples February 20, 2018

tender tits

When a girls on her period and her boobs get really tender even the wind blowing against them hurt.

Damn my boobs are tender.. Hate being on my period and having tender tits.

by Period probs October 29, 2013

Panda Tits

Weird looking or unusual breast

Look at this tit pic Cheryl just sent me! Ugh, dude those some nasty panda tits!

by -aNoN- August 4, 2015

Tits to the mitts

A phrase that puts greater emphasis on the word "tits" when it is used to mean "great" or "awesome". The reasoning being if tits are synonymous with something great, then tits in your hands (mitts being a euphemism for hands) would be greater still. A first cousin of the phrase "balls to the wall".

You have to come over and check out this new game. It's tits to the mitts.

by chillablack June 28, 2010