by Smelly fat dildo October 4, 2022

tom was cool
by yourbritishboy May 22, 2020

A sexy beast with balls of steel and a 50cm cock. He can lift 500+ pounds and can kill anyone with one glare.
by Banland October 29, 2022

by Slave Knight Gael December 6, 2020

by Anonymousv69 October 27, 2020

A compulsive liar. The kind of guy who will steal your Pepsi, deodorant and crisps and your pen from your hand. The only thing he won't steal is your cleaning supplies.
Housemate: "Tom, are you drinking our Pepsi?"
*carbonated release*
Tom: "Nah, getting some orange juice..."
*carbonated release*
Tom: "Nah, getting some orange juice..."
by zfgfgnfahFS December 8, 2018

by Assalkkl November 22, 2021
