brains jump out the top like jack in the box

(v) The act of shooting somebody in the head. Popularized by the 50 cent song 'Heat'

Man, I was playing Gears of War and made somebody's brains jump out the top like jack in the box.

by DieLawn September 6, 2007

im bored so im gonna write a stupid story im 2 brain

dababy agongus sussy balls

im bored so im gonna write a stupid story im 2 brain

Fart

s u s s y f a r t

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by Earthworm SaIIy June 16, 2022

shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now

When you go too school and they ask you " what is 3x*9g/7^r.33333333333333333333" then goes over to your desk and says "HURRY UP LARRY THE ANSWER IS DO AT THE END OF CLASS"

Teacher: " what is 3x*9g/7^r.33333333333333333333"

You: Shut up, my one brain cell is working very hard right now!!!

by greencreeper244 April 10, 2018

Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus

Bro you were so goddamn fucking stupid then I had to pull out the goddamn dictionary to understand how fucking stupid you are

Unintelligent ignorant dance brainless mindless foolish dull slow simple minded empty head vapid idiotic moronic imbecile brain fungus Is defined as “This man is so fucking stupid, that it is nearly impossible to understand how fucking stupid he is”

by theGuythatHasAbrain May 25, 2022

dick brain

if you’re a dick brain you have low self-esteem and are pushed around easily but the dumbest person ever

that dude is a dick brain

by Duh Vish April 2, 2019

sprinkle brain

When your brain is as small as a sprinkle

Sarah has a sprinkle brain

by Fireman2125 November 6, 2017

brain-wanking

Act of spending one's time with very complicated theoretical problems which, when solved, do not serve for anything useful or practical.

J: Did you understand the sense of the problem in theoretical quantum mechanics which we solved in our course today?
P: It was just some brain-wanking. It does not have any practical meaning.

by xxteapot November 30, 2011