tardi

someone who takes awhile to understand things or is late to class by three hours

he laughed five minutes after the joke was said#tardi

by utardi April 20, 2018

TARDIS

a retard british boy that aimed to be a mobile legends pro but failed because his companion always steal his kills

hey tardis i stole your kill again lol

by YOLOBOIXDDDDD January 17, 2018

TARDIS

A retard british boy that aimed to be a mobile legends master but failed because his companion always steal his kills

haha tardis i stole your kill again

by YOLOBOIXDDDDD January 17, 2018

tardy hardy

In origin, a Canadian-Irish phrase for an artistic talent brought on by multiple generations of family in play brought on by exterior colonial pressures, associated with the animal Tardigrade. Closely linked to resistance, and can manifest as an allergic reaction to environments perceived as alien and obscure . In ancient times, sufferers who showed this allergy in abundance were shunned, and hunted.

Wow, I don't understand how he does that?! It's bizarre. He must have some real Tardy Hardy in him.

by StopJack January 19, 2018

Tardmunch

A compound word combing the words tard and munch. Usually used to describe someone acting utterly retardéd or stupid. Can also be seen as the joiningof the terms retard and carpet muncher.

Her: why is he always so dumb around me?
Friend: Oh he’s just a Tardmunch some times

by Munchersaurous Rex May 5, 2018

Tarding

Someone who displays moronic behaviour, and keeps presistent in doing it.

They kept feeding the ball to Dale, but he couldnt keep a hold on it, let alone score a goal, Dale was seriously tarding on the field today.

by Migg83 February 27, 2018

Tarded now

A person or place (noun) that has recently done something so dumb, or of a low IQ (intelligence quotient) that they now qualify as mentally handicapped or having a learning disability.

Bob dropped that loading dock straight onto his head. He is tarded now.

by Scribblyscrabbidydoo May 22, 2018