sloppy cronkite

To wipe your pre-cum on the upper lip of your partner before he/she blows you, giving him/her a Walter Cronkite-like moustache.

By the way, I actually believe the last time that Doocy used the phrase "this is huge" is when he and Hannity were caught in the broom closet at the Christmas party giving each other a sloppy Cronkite. What? You never had a sloppy Cronkite?!

by JoeT December 13, 2008

sloppy purse

A woman's vagina

I'm bout to spit up in that girl's sloppy purse.

by snappleextreme94 July 17, 2015

Sloppy Dallas

The term is used when receiving oral sex by someone whos mouth is full of dip. The person giving the sloppy dallas is typically a redneck.

”Hey, d’you hear about Dooo gave Nasty a bj, but he had a mouthful of dip doing it? Guess you could call it a sloppy Dallas.”
Makes no sense but yeah.

by Actually69 October 15, 2020

Doppy sloppy

Doppy sloppy is when a girl gives a dirty cock head

Your cock is so dirty I would give you doppy sloppy

by Doppy sloppy January 24, 2022

Sloppy Dallas

When you get a blowjob with a mouth full of dip

1 " Karen last night gave me a Sloppy Dallas"
2 "Ew your dick must of looked like a turd"

by Dickerson69420_Dick October 15, 2020

Sloppy Shaq

Have someone raise you on a forklift so that your hips are the height of the broad's head. By painting the rest of the picture, you will be Shaquille O'Neal himself.

Oh boy I sure do want a sloppy shaq from my ex tonight

by Shaqlord February 1, 2021

Sloppy Dallas

A sloppy blowie with a mouth full of chip dip definition created by soup in an attempt to transform his fetish into a well known normal sexual activity

Girlfriend: hey did you see McNastys new vid
Boyfriend: Nah, why?

Girlfriend: well boy do I have a treat for you tonight! I shall preform a “sloppy Dallas” on your genitalia

by Titan NZ October 15, 2020