Zero-Sided Die

An analogy for a situation where a desirable outcome is so far-fetched, it is viewed as functionally impossible.

"You think Cassie will go to prom with me if I ask?" "You'd be rolling a Zero-Sided Die if you attempt."

by SpaceyStars January 4, 2023

side boner

When you flip the side pockets of your pants inside-out creating a penis looking shape which is referred to a "side boner".

Speaker 1: "Hey, why do you have a side boner?"
Speaker 2: "Oh, I must've gotten it when I was searching through my pockets looking for my keys."

by Vaginal Destroyer December 8, 2013

Spotify and Side Hug

A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.

Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"

by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016

Side Chick Breath

Side Chick Breath is a combination puppy breath and newborn baby breath but with a touch of spice or “heat”.

After my fifth Old Fashion , the more I could smell the faint sweet scent of side chick breath from the hotties at the bar.

by Fatphil July 31, 2022

Side Nigga

- the nigga who provides an escape from her main nigga

- picks up the ticket

- takes her on vacations

- fucks her good

- doesn’t provide any drama

- and brings everything the main man doesn’t

My side nigga makes me so happy!

by Theonewhocould December 4, 2020

side lunch

Any lunch that is not the main lunch. Basically, what it sounds like. Think of it like a side bet in poker.

Should we wait for them to finish their interview to get lunch? Nah, they can grab a side lunch.

by swogger June 24, 2016

Side Bird

A loyal friend who serves as a lookout in times of difficulty. A "side bird" is not just a passive observer but an active participant in offering assistance and vigilance, embodying reliability and loyalty.

During tough times, Sarah proved to be a true side bird, always watching out for me and offering support when I needed it most.

by katfat November 23, 2024