Ryan John Samuel

The most manly guy around, not completely perfect but the closest thing we have. Accepts his room for growth and will kick your ass if provoked

Daddy? Oh you mean Ryan John Samuel

by bigdoginferno March 11, 2024

Bishop Ryan

A catholic private school that accuses kids of false statements and those kids get suspended just from the words of one kid

Parent #1: Does your kids go to Bishop Ryan
Parent #2: Yes indeed my kids do
Parent #1: Oh so they must get suspended for no reason

by LLAHSRAM NOSRETEP October 7, 2019

Ryan Loft

God

Ryan Loft is God

by Loftisgod November 1, 2025

Ryan

Ryan... he’s what Herman Melville considered the white whale... Ryan... he’s the Tina Faye to any Amy Pohler. What more can you say about a Ryan.. he is the juiciest of peaches. A real gem of a man. His baby blues will catch yours, but make no mistake, he’s only got room for one firecracker in his life. So chances are, if you haven’t caught yourself a Ryan yet, you never will.

I need to get myself a Ryan.

by Firecracker101 June 1, 2021

Ryan

Credit where it’s due he athletic prolly got hoes and loyal he will tell anyone he knows would beat yo ass some lying ass shit though but he got yo back Fr and got handles like a fucking champ in basketball

Ryan: yo that mf over there called you a bitch

Big body mf: imma beat dat boy ahhhhh

by Yes Aaron March 7, 2023

Ryan Collins

Aura, King, Goat

when someone is really good at sometime and does something with swag then he’s ryan collins

by candidly February 24, 2025

Ryan

Noun. A word used to describe a person who only lives with one viewpoint and ignores all counter arguments. This one viewpoint is usually a traditional view of only straight relationships being normal and not understanding why people adopt. They also don't understand how certain pathogens are spread.

Person 1: 'Bro why do some boys like other boys and want to adopt thats weird bro what if they catch aids bro'
Person 2: 'Stop being such a Ryan dumbass.'

by ScrotumMaster84 August 16, 2025