Blanket pig

Blanket pig means blanket hog meaning someone who hogs the blanket way too much by yanking it away leaving you shivering. A blankeg hog is usually a friend at a sleepover, spouse, or a relative you are sharing a bed with.

To cope with a blanket hog simply either yank the blanket back, get another blanket, get a sweater, move sleeping locations, or just shiver your ass al night.

*Joji yanks blankets from Lily*
Lily:"jeez joji, dont be such a blanket pig."

by _pa.r.is_ April 3, 2017

pig-pile bile

When someone on the top of the pig-pile throws up on everyone. Whether it’s on purpose or accident depends on who’s in the pile.

Duuude, did you hear about how James pig-pile biled his ex during that party last night?

by KitKatGirl319 June 2, 2018

fair pigs

Term for 'fair enough' or cool, agreement.

Person A: Couldn't get you a coke, didn't have the money
Person B: Fair pigs, will grab one from the shop

Person A: You heard Zak and Tom got together?
Person B: Really? He's been after her for a while
Person A: yeah fair pigs, he did it.

by wordcatcher45 June 12, 2012

guinea pigs

when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.

at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.

by Krkič October 15, 2019

Pig

A girl who can eat two pounds of thick cut bacon and not save any for the family who made it.

My friend is a Pig

by Heya potatoes November 17, 2020

Pig(s)

An acronym used by criminals for Police Officers abroad meaning:

P resumptuous

I gnorant

G oof
(S) quad

We just got stopped by the Pig(s) because we look and dress like rappers or gangster criminals.

Yeah, this pig is presumptuous and ignorant which makes him a goof.

by Gingerbeef187 September 30, 2022

Pigs in a blanket

The act in which a person sticks their toes (little piggies) in a person's foreskin

Last night was great man, Sarah and I put her pigs in a blanket, and she gave me a dirty sanchez!

by TheSilencer 416 July 26, 2024