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Green Bars

Them really annoying green windows loading bars.
Awww hell naw, I got more of them green bars!
by The Master of Time July 20, 2009
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Green Giant

The word used to describe a "joke" that was so bad that no one laughs. Bad jokes such as these generally cause about 10 seconds of awkward silence which can be filled by saying the words "Green Giant" in the same way as it is said on the advert for Green Giant sweetcorn.

Originated on a school trip to Berlin in which the worse joke ever told was about a green giant. Another term that describes the same thing is lead e.g. a lead joke.
Tanc: *Tells and awful joke"

*Awkard Silence/Tumbleweed"

Charlie: Green Giant...
by Doctor Ectum April 3, 2009
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Green Jello

A derogatory phrase used when a person does something idiotic, incompetent, unintelligent, foolish and or mindless. It implies that the person is mentally disabled or retarded and therefore this is the food they should eat.
Person 1: Bro why did Randall over there just stuff his head in that pile of feces?!
Person 2: I don't know bro but he needs some green jello.
by Andrew P. Ennis April 4, 2019
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Green Media

News or media that uses green screen technology to purposefully alter reality or deceive viewers.
Jimmy do you see what is on FOX!?

Fuck it Zach! That is just some green media bullshit!
by imjohsep May 17, 2011
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Green Lantard

A character whose powers are based entirely on that of simple self-belief, making their story arc very unoriginal and their abilities over-powered. The constructs this character makes with their magic space powers are usually over-exaggerated

and extra, making their exertion and flair pointless. Their job can almost always be done faster and simpler and most of their friends find them frustrating and boastful.
Alexander: "This dude is so unnecessary, he's spent more time flexing than actually helping people."
Zach: "Honestly, he doesn't even need to be here. He's just another Green Lantard."
by Webbed-Underoos March 30, 2021
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Green Rush

The modern-day Gold Rush, in which too many people are moving to Colorado to work in the marijuana industry
That homeless dude is just another victim of the green rush. He can't find a job anywhere because everyone already took them.
by moorejw April 24, 2016
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Green Dudy

The green colored stool resulting from consuming pasta and powdered grape juice. the color is actually lime green.
I was so proud of my green dudy I left it in the toilet for my friends to see
by skister February 22, 2011
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