A bold and bizarre culinary-inspired climax, The Mike’s Way is a sex move for those with a twisted sense of humor and a love for sandwiches. Just as you’re about to finish, you theatrically toss shredded lettuce, tomato slices, and chopped onions onto your partner like a human hoagie—because nothing says passion like a produce explosion. Timing is everything: make it rain veggies as you climax for the full sub shop experience.
Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)
🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.
Note: For vinegar, add lube. (Preferably one that doesn’t sting. You’re making a sandwich, not a crime scene.)
🥪💦 Keep it messy, keep it Mike’s.
by Tub_Toast July 12, 2025
Get the The Mikes Waymug. A person or thing that only goes around in one direction. A one-way person is someone will get things but wont give things to other people
Stop being one-way
by Plep501 May 22, 2018
Get the One-waymug. Riding a motorcycle from West Virginia, south through the bottom states of America, driving up the coast and bouncing up and down through the heart of America until you arrive home.
by whiteboy304 March 18, 2014
Get the nates waymug. A phrase that is used by Louis tomlinson fans to be annoying and attack people for no good reason. The term originates from Louis tomlinson saying “the tommo way” whenever he does something out of the ordinary. Fans have used it as an excuse to to copy their idols rude behavior.
Louies: hold my tpwk, I’m doing things the tommo way
Harries: all we did was tell you to respect Jeff azoff
Harries: all we did was tell you to respect Jeff azoff
by dilfrry February 17, 2021
Get the The tommo waymug. The mightiest privelage to be written in the Bro Code, only accessibly redeemable by the greatest of bros. In the event of either your girl wanting to fuck your bro or your bro wanting to fuck your girl, the 3-way allegiance must be called. But, it is extremely crucial to say "no homo" in complete synchronization beforehand. By doing this, all feelings of envy are obliterated, strengthening the relationship between you and your girl, but more importantly between the bros.
Guy: hey bro, so my girl's birthday is coming up
Bro:yea
Guy:and she thought a three way would be cool
Bro: say no more, bro. We just gotta do the 3-way allegiance and we'll be cool.
Bro:yea
Guy:and she thought a three way would be cool
Bro: say no more, bro. We just gotta do the 3-way allegiance and we'll be cool.
by Antidi April 20, 2019
Get the 3-way allegiancemug. 3 words that are the school moto of John Flamsteed Community School: Ambitious, Committed, Proud. It’s ways that u can show these 3 qualities ina nod out of school, and is plastered on posters all around my school. (John Flamsteed) Ripely Academy (John Flamsteed’s partner school) has the Ripley Way, which is literally the same thing but just for their school.
Nobody follows these rules/qualities tho, we’re all just assholes ✌️
Nobody follows these rules/qualities tho, we’re all just assholes ✌️
The Jf Way xxxxxx
by Tessla_xtlgx_03 September 18, 2023
Get the the jf waymug. A retard "Sorry you feel that way."
Hym "It isn't a feeling. How I feel is irrelevant. This is oppression facilitated by suppression. There has never been an end to oppression without violence. So, is it today or no? The discourse doesn't seem to be working. I don't know what you think is going happen here. I've reduced your options to 2. There is no being on a team with any of you fucks and anyone stupid enough to do it is bulding a house on an obelisk. You're not sorry. There is no sorry. This entire society is a farce and if you're not going to let me out of it I'm just going to murder a kid and kill myself. Hurry it up. When do you want it to happen? Figure it out. Let's go."
Hym "It isn't a feeling. How I feel is irrelevant. This is oppression facilitated by suppression. There has never been an end to oppression without violence. So, is it today or no? The discourse doesn't seem to be working. I don't know what you think is going happen here. I've reduced your options to 2. There is no being on a team with any of you fucks and anyone stupid enough to do it is bulding a house on an obelisk. You're not sorry. There is no sorry. This entire society is a farce and if you're not going to let me out of it I'm just going to murder a kid and kill myself. Hurry it up. When do you want it to happen? Figure it out. Let's go."
by Hym Iam May 30, 2024
Get the Sorry you feel that waymug.