Dusty Milk Shake

The act of grabbing an elderly woman's teat and shaking it uncontrollably until rotten milk has been produced and made ready for bottling. Chill and serve.

Guy 1: "I went to visit my grandmother in the nursing home yesterday."

Guy 2: " My grandma passed away there last year."

Guy 1: "Yeah, they were out of soda so I settled on a good ol' Dusty Milk Shake."

by Johny12345 June 4, 2012

Milk Super Challenge

The participant must drink a gallon of milk, of any type, within an hour, and hold it down for an hour upon completion of drinking the entire gallon.

The participant is disqualified if he or she:

Fails to finish the milk within an hour

Fails to hold down the milk for an hour after finishing the gallon

Goes to the bathroom at any point during the attempt

Consumes anything other than milk

Vomits

I tried the milk super challenge, and drank the gallon in 28 minutes, but I couln't hold it down for an hour after that.

by The Ref October 9, 2009

Milking my meat

Another way of saying milking my dick

Eg im milking my meat

by That cool sky guy November 5, 2021

Off the camel milk

When an individual acts and thinks in such a way that would signify either drug use or psychosis.

This nigga off the camel milk.

by Jikashifu Sama November 3, 2019

milked toast

Someone (usually a guy) who is a dork who tries to be cool and fails miserably. Usually older, (18-40) and also a wuss or acts wussy; lacks a backbone.

Cary Elwes character from Liar Liar is a perfect example.

Did you see Lisa's new boyfriend? Don't know what she sees in him, the guy's milked toast.

by Greg S May 25, 2005

milking the cobra

jacking off, masturbating, wank, jerk off, jo

My girl gets what she wants after she is done milking the cobra.

by josh sab December 5, 2007

grandpa pass the milk

When an old man is having sex with many different old women and so the milk means semen and grandpa refers to old man.

Grandpa pass the milk into me, cause i'm not getting any younger!

by bobberson May 8, 2008