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Pansexual Lesbian 

When uve given up/have no interest in men romantically but would fuck.

Pansexual: can find anyone sexually attractive regardless of gender, but can have ‘types’, preferences, and of course doesn’t mean you want to fuck everyone lmao

Lesbian: while usually both applying to sexual/romantic desires for specifically non-men (ex: women, non-binary, genderqueer blahbalhablhah), when associated with pansexual will only apply to the non-sexual preferences a sapphic will have relationship-wise.
A: “idk i thought i was lesbian but i still kind of like some guys sexually?”

B: “yeah, i thought i was pansexual and panromantic, but im losing interest in dating or getting with a dude romantically.”

C: “damn yall might be pansexual lesbians

D: “thats not real lmfao”

C: “nuh uh”

an lesbian 

Grammatically incorrect way of referring to a lesbian.
Juliette was an lesbian.”
an lesbian by captaincrimson09 March 23, 2025

mspec lesbian 

“Mspec” is another term for “bisexual”, which means not exclusively attracted to any gender.

“Lesbian” means a woman exclusively attracted to any gender.

As such, an “mspec lesbian” is a woman who is not a lesbian but wants to culturally appropriate lesbians. This is clear from how self-proclaimed “mspec lesbians” try to justify their contradictory label by claiming that they are connected to lesbian culture.

See also: meat-eating vegan, non-dysphoric trans, Christian atheist
Mspec lesbians are a logical contradiction and cannot exist. Claiming they do is lesbophobia.
mspec lesbian by the riverside March 27, 2025

Conquest Lesbian 

A lesbian who pursues you intensely, but once you give in, she loses interest and ghosts you.
She turned out to be a conquest lesbian—charming and persistent until I finally gave in, only to disappear the moment she got what she wanted.

Dead Lesbian Theory 

The disappearance of traditional lesbian women as more and more would’ve been lesbians become trans men or gender non-conforming instead.
Lesbian: I can’t seem to find any other lesbians these days.
Homeless guy eavesdropping: That’s Dead Lesbian Theory for you.

Chernobyl lesbian 

A niche but potent subgenre of chapstick lesbian characterized by soft masculinity/futch energy, trauma, and a constant state of intellectual and nutritional collapse. She’s tired, malnourished, mildly radioactive (in spirit), and knows too much about both poetry and nuclear fallout.

Wears oversized coats she found in a secondhand bin labeled “ARMY.”
Has under-eye circles that could be mistaken for makeup but aren't.
Smokes cigarettes or snusar while explaining why she doesn’t believe in hope but still recycles.
Cites Karin Boye, Anna Akhmatova, and maybe Schopenhauer on the first date.

Core traits include, but are not limited to,
- Quiet desperation
- Deep anti-authoritarianism
- Obsession with ecological collapse
- A strange mix of tenderness and toxicity (sometimes lovebombs)
- A queer, bleak sense of humor that would concern most therapists.

Emotionally: she’s a tragic Slavic film from 1976.
Aesthetically: post-apocalyptic futch.
Politically: anti-fascist, vaguely socialist.
She's chain-smoking by the train tracks reading Death in Venice. God, I think I just spotted a Chernobyl lesbian in the wild.
Chernobyl lesbian by Raquiesha July 14, 2025