Jesse

Jesse is a scrawny ginger that licks Sofia’s arse.he also loves wanking over here titties.his ma is on the dole too lol

Jesse stop staring at Sofia’s arse

by Oli-mlk fanpage September 1, 2019

Jersey Slammer

Alcoholic Drink:
2 parts: Whiskey (Jameson or Jack Daniels)
1 part: Tequila (Whatever floats your boat)
1 splash: Coca-Cola or Pepsi
Good time?: Totally

You: “Lemme get a ‘Jersey Slammer!’”
Bartender: “Do you hate yourself?”
You: “Only on Friday nights!!”
Bartender: “Oh dayum...”

by TheDrukenCowboy September 4, 2019

Jersey Shift

1. When you get onto the highway and immediately shift across all lanes of traffic in one full motion.

2. When you shift lanes underneath a light.

Paul: Hold on, I’m going for a Jersey Shift.
Cali: That’s the only way to drive.

by BlueKnightt September 15, 2019

Jesse

Jesse is thicc also loves stat bucks but when he sleep Austin watches in the dark austin is obssesed with Jesse he writes his name in a book or on him self an Austin can be dangerous bc if you sleep to much he will go in you . And if jesse doesn't what an Austin an Austin will kill diana

Omg I here something it's an Austin it here for me jesse😟😟😟

by The reall hoe September 19, 2019

Jerseys

Team of 9 all-stars who specialize in all things; balls, whacking and getting lit

Jerseys are unstoppable, bro.

by Zelos September 23, 2019

Jesse

As a Jesse I can confirm this to be accurate. We love nikes, super picky about shoes. Nerds at heart, anything we feel strongly about we tend to be very stubborn. Can be too forgiving but for the right person thats okay. Loves sleeping in probably way too late, unless in the mood to be a morning person which is quite rare. Sense of humor heavily relies on sarcasm and horrible puns that make you cringe. Dosent like large crowds and can be seen as antisocial unless they are with friends in which case they dont shut up. We mean well although we say alot of stupid shit. We love a challenge, always.....

Bro that jesse guy is kinda odd...

by Potato_slapper October 6, 2019

Jersey

Jersey is a girl with a good sense of humor, has a great set of thighs and has a very dirty mind.
She comes off as mysterious with her RBF beauty but that’s why people are drawn to her gorgeous smile and laughter.

A girl name Jersey struts by..
Unlucky Guy to another Unlucky Guy :

“I just wanna touch her thighs...”

by That Unlucky Guy At Her School October 7, 2019