April 28

The anniversary of Mussolini's death day.
Also know for Ferruccio Lamborghini's birthday, thanks he gave us supercars, baby.

"Hail, Dux!"
"Nope. It's April 28"

by D0gm41 October 21, 2019

Flag

Get the April 28 mug.

April 3rd

It’s the day to goat Gato was born he is a real ass nigga we have Been homies for a while he is my birth day so April 3rd is a national holiday he is the GOAT at soccer⚽️🏆🥇

Today is April 3rd so it’s Gatos the goat day⚽️🏆🐐

by Ppsuck1253782 October 22, 2019

Flag

Get the April 3rd mug.

April 18th 2017

April 18th 2017, the day we thought ACTUAL aliens would kill us all
Obviously not true because it’s not 2017!

-April 17th-
Shane Dawson- Hey what’s up you guys YES!
-April 18th-
You- Bro! It’s April 18th!!
Bro- Oh shit! We gonna die!
Everyone- *Expects death*
-April 19th-
Everyone- WE ARE REALLY DUM
Shane Dawson- *doesn’t talk about it*

On April 18th 2017 we were all really dum

by Stoopid dood October 26, 2019

Flag

Get the April 18th 2017 mug.

April Simmons

Oh, she is just a gorgeous girl! She is so incredibly kind and just a warm-hearted person. She might think less of herself but everyone knows she is beautiful. She is fierce and bold and she tries her best in everything. If you are dating an April Simmons shes a keeper!

Omg is that April Simmons

by poopyfinger11 October 28, 2019

Flag

Get the April Simmons mug.

April 8th

If you are born on this day then your GAY, don’t matter if your male or female. If you are born on this day you have the smallest dick. You might get girls but until they see that little thing.

Girl one: What’s your birthday?
Boy one: April 8th
Girl one: Ha! That means you have a small cock lol I’m telling everyone!

by PlayWithBoys626 October 28, 2019

Flag