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fake bong

A makeshift bong that beginners and or cheap/lazy people make to smoke weed.
donald trump: hey man nice fake bong.

bernie sanders: Thanks i made it my self.

donald trump: I know.
by badfish_XL May 15, 2016
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Fake Rude

When someone acts like a bitch and talks with attitude but they have a good heart
Diana you are Fake rude. Because I know you are a sweet person but u just have so much attitude and u sound so rude.
by EJ6ANGEL October 21, 2021
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All fakes day

A day where fake people turn all their friends fake.
On All Fakes Day, the fake person turned all his/her friends fake. They were the fakest crew around.
by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020
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Fake Tan Friday (FTF)

Fake tan friday (ftf) is a day in which a group of friends become a group of orange friends; usually before a night out. Preparation for ftf begins the night before, giving the girls optimum tanning time before the big day. Originated in Hertfordshire.
Katherine: It's nearly Fake Tan Friday (FTF), going to do at least 4 layers
Emma: I'm not even going out, but gonna do it anyway!
Ellie: I love ftf
Katie: FTF RULES!
by ftfgirl101 May 15, 2014
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The Pump Fake Plow

After the course of the night filled with drugs and alcohol. You experience ED when it counts. Rather then quit and leave your woman unsatisfied. You finish the job with your fingers.
OMG! How could this happen? Time for the pump fake plow
by Yam derf October 12, 2018
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Fake Foreigner

Pejorative name for often monolingual foreign passport holders who despite living their entire lives in the country they are based in, still introduce themselves as foreign citizens of a country from which they don't speak its official language and are unfamiliar with the local culture and customs.
"Coco keeps telling people she is from Argentina, but the other day she couldn't tell us what its capital was."

"Dude, she is a fake foreigner, didn't you know?"

"Fake foreigners can attend any university they want because they are excempt from taking the National College Entrance Examination."

"You can tell Vicky and David are fake foreigners because even-though they both claim to be from New Zealand, they only lived there for 6 months and can barely say a few words in English."
by Chimsy May 28, 2022
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