Facebook Cartel

A group of males upon website Facebook who generated said group for their crew to speak about dxm, ganja, and Ex. This said group is dangerous and they communicate over Facebook IM.

The Coolest Kids, Facebook Cartel

by JNick mozzafucka January 20, 2011

Facebook tracking

When you post something on Facebook and you constantly hit the refresh button to see if anyone replied back. Regardless of the fact that Facebook would update this on its own.

I posted a really funny joke on Facebook today and really wanted someone to laugh at it too. So I spent an hour Facebook Tracking and no one thought is was funny.

by Fae Mousse September 19, 2011

Facebook Seppuku

When you epically fail so bad in real life, you dishonor your digital self.

Shawn: Hey did you hook up with Heather last night?
Matt:No I blew it. Three months of planning down the drain, and to top it all off she shared her rejection of me with all my friends......time to go perform Facebook seppuku.

After face tripping over a rope and face planting into a wall while talking to his friends, Joe was forced to commit Facebook seppuku

by S1nfulFuzzball October 21, 2010

Facebook conservative

n. someone who expresses extreme online outrage toward various progressive and social causes, but never gets around to committing any overt acts of bigotry or class intolerance.

His wall posts can be extreme, but he's a Facebook conservative and much easier to get along with in person.

by happy moose March 7, 2011

Facebook gamer

An individual who spends nearly all of his or her time on Facebook playing games.

Steve was up all night playing farmville on Facebook. I didn't realize how much of a Facebook gamer he was.

by Brexle February 24, 2010

Facebook grammar

The type of grammar used on facebook, where words such as 'lyk', 'dis' and 'dem' are not acceptable, but full stops, capital letters and capitalizing the letter 'I' are not necessary. In some cases, the words 'you' and 'are' can be shortened to 'u' and 'r', but only in moderation.

whoa man come one, use some Facebook grammar at least

by 123456789qwertyu December 13, 2010

facebook poaching

the act of friend requesting people you don't know off of your friend's friend list.

an example of facebook poaching is sending friend requests to a coworkers friend just because they are hot.

by racholudo September 10, 2010