Facebook Whore

A female who post seemingly deep, philosophical comments that they searched for on Google. Also, any posts that make you want to stab the female poster's face, such as: Me and the gurls are so cooooll!! ;) or mirror and raised arm pictures.

Cynthia is a bitch, well, a Facebook Whore I guess whoreface

by aidsface45 June 24, 2012

Facebook gamer

An individual who spends nearly all of his or her time on Facebook playing games.

Steve was up all night playing farmville on Facebook. I didn't realize how much of a Facebook gamer he was.

by Brexle February 24, 2010

facebook smart

an assessment of someone's intelligence based on the statuses and comments they contribute on facebook. This takes into account spelling, grammar and punctuation. Also, depth of topic and tone can be considered.

I am surprised that Sally only got a 900 on her SAT's! I always thought she was smart. Well, at least, facebook smart.

by jayson j June 15, 2010

facebook whore

someone who posts status just for attention and or to see how many likes it gets. also acts completely different on the internet than in person. normally a man whore or douche back that only wants ass, yet is still a virgin.

Caleb; DUDE! i just got 56 likes on a status about my broken heart!

Sam; well, i got 158 likes on my status because i called my girlfriend's mom a wench!

Caleb; LETS HAVE MATCHING STATUS'S AND WE'LL SEE WHO GETS MORE LIKES!

Both; *puts pussy status talking about how heart broke they are over a girl they've know for 2 days, or how big of a whore they are.*

Everyone on facebook; "what a couple of facebook whores."

by camelcruchinpussymonster69 August 2, 2011

Facebook grammar

The type of grammar used on facebook, where words such as 'lyk', 'dis' and 'dem' are not acceptable, but full stops, capital letters and capitalizing the letter 'I' are not necessary. In some cases, the words 'you' and 'are' can be shortened to 'u' and 'r', but only in moderation.

whoa man come one, use some Facebook grammar at least

by 123456789qwertyu December 13, 2010

facebook poaching

the act of friend requesting people you don't know off of your friend's friend list.

an example of facebook poaching is sending friend requests to a coworkers friend just because they are hot.

by racholudo September 10, 2010

Facebook Troll

Someone who adds you as a friend because you have mutual friends and they are trolling thru your facebook to be nosey..someone who is jealous of you and seeking to find something they can use against you!

Since I started seeing Mark, his ex added me so she can be a facebook troll . Looking thru my facebook page trying to find something she can use against me later.

by CrazyCajun6969 January 19, 2017