Cunt Muppet

An Australian term for any cunt who's a muppet.
Or for non-australians: Any annoying person who's also pretty stupid

Davo: Fuck Jazlyn's come up to me 5 times today asking how to tie a pair of shoes

Bazza: Jesus, what a cunt muppet

by OrganicGodSlayer February 7, 2023

Cunt blaster

1. a Male u participates in the act of sexual intercourse often.

2 a male who exhibits prowess during sexual intercourse

3. a particularly fearsome form of sex toy

godamn that was some nice cuntblasting i did back there!

jeeze that guy blasts so much cunt!

wish i could blast cunt like that guy!

by Metys December 8, 2003

rainbow cunt

Dicks lots of dicks one thousand dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick lots of dicks

A man named Alex is a rainbow cunt

by Cutnutzoff July 3, 2017

cunt nugget

a mixture of vaginal discharge, blood from a woman's period, and pubic hairs that have solidified.

Oh man, I found a cunt nugget while eating her out! I threw up right away!

by Lauren Dinks June 20, 2006

cunt hunt

What men do when they need a hot pussy

I'm on a cunt hunt now

by MasterX November 4, 2004

dumb cunt

Both male and females can be one. Characturised by the severity of the blunder or idiotic act performed by that person. Another attribute is the frequency of reacuring blunders and idiotic acts performed.

Sharon Dyer (of Keswick) you lied one to many times you Dumb Cunt.

I can`t belive how many times you do such Dumb Cunt things Sharon....

You really are a Dumb Cunt (insert name here)

by Dewango February 19, 2008

Cunt Laser

1.) General insult. Particularly good for someone (usually drunk) acting like a total bafoon.

2.) The most powerful vagina-based weapon in any woman's arsenal.

1.) Carl is a total cunt laser!

2.) Oh my fuck! Check out the cunt laser on that chick!

by truk213 October 13, 2009