chocolate lobster tail

A really huge and healthy dump.

1.Dude i didnt flush come look at this chocolate lobster tail.
2.Wow I feel so much better, musta laid a 5 pound chocolate lobster tail in there

by dustinwayne June 18, 2007

chocolate highway boogie

This is, of course, anal sex.

I was doin the chocolate highway boogie with jane last night.

by TDP411 February 27, 2008

Chocolate And Vanilla Swirl

When a crazy black woman becomes obsessed with a preppy white woman and starts stalking her. She calls her 'dandelion' and they become a chocolate and vanilla swirl

Crazy Eyes: I'm going to call you dandelion because they are pretty and yellow, just like you.
Piper: ooh, ohh *runs away*
Piper: hats going oh?
Guard: Closing the track
Piper: Why?
Guard: budget cuts, no staff to cover it
Piper: bug I have to run, its the only thing that makes me feel normal
Guard: y'all gonna have to do ya swirl some place else
Piper: swirl?
Crazy eyes: Chocolate and vanilla swirl!

by Ionlemonpoo September 19, 2014

double chocolate twister

when a short, white girl has sex with two large, negro fellows; where one is in the vagina, one in the back and they perform a rolling motion back an forth on the bed, hence the twister.(;

Damn Kieran! You look awful!

Sorry.. um.. double chocolate twister..

**high fives

by whothefuckisbeiber? June 29, 2011

chocolate ass shake

The act of melting chocolate, putting the melted chocolate in the anus, having anal sex, then drinking the chocolate out of the anus.

My girl let me have a chocolate ass shake last night.

by AngelDelMuerto May 5, 2015

Strawberry Chocolate Supreme

When a girl is on her period, she fills a super plus tampon capsul with her shit and freezes it over night. And then ejects the frozen shit into her vagina in place of a tampon for maximum absorbency. Once the shit absorbs the maximum amount of blood, it thaws and leaks out as a strawberry chocolate mousse for your neighbor's cat to enjoy.

Garfield's favorite meal might be lasagna but his favorite dessert will always be the Strawberry Chocolate Supreme.

by gingsquad July 13, 2015

chocolate keg stand

While someone is performing a handstand, their legs are held up in the air while others count how long he/she can drink the beer that is constantly being poured into the anal crevasse of another naked person laying spread eagle on his/her back.

--Hey man do you remember last night when we were really drunk, and we did a chocolate keg stand?

Wait, what did we do?

by D P A November 14, 2006