When a girl is on her period, she fills a super plus tampon capsul with her shit and freezes it over night. And then ejects the frozen shit into her vagina in place of a tampon for maximum absorbency. Once the shit absorbs the maximum amount of blood, it thaws and leaks out as a strawberry chocolate mousse for your neighbor's cat to enjoy.
Garfield's favorite meal might be lasagna but his favorite dessert will always be the Strawberry Chocolate Supreme.
by gingsquad July 1, 2015