Lubey Boner

A man erects a boner while applying abundant amounts of lubricant
He got a Lubey Boner before he got it in with his girl
by Monster Gagz March 22, 2011
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Dezy Boner

When you get a boner from the wall cause the wall is just so sexy you keep running into it over and over and so you 'hit it all night long'
'Friend #1':bro i got such a dezy boner last night!
'Friend #2':wtf is wrong with you. ....
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Boner Vibe

Way too excited for anything, particularly a girl. But it can be used in any situation.
Rather than letting the girls come to him, Barney had major Boner Vibe when he was all up in the girls' faces.
by Never Boner Vibes January 27, 2011
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inner boner

when a female gets a bonner inside the vagina wen turned on sexually
rob was givin his girl friend a female hj wen she got an inner boner
by sexyy chick May 12, 2009
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boner-licious

1:an erection not worth hiding to a very "hot" girl.

2: a girl that could make a guy pitch a tent...a way of defining a girl.
dale: "that girl is hot!"
nick: "damnnnnnnn!!! that girl is boner-licious!!! very boner-licious"
by winnie-kabby January 29, 2009
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boner massage

When someone, male or female, gives a male a handjob.
Dude, Jill gave me the best boner massage.
by Real nigga boss June 01, 2014
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Boner patrol

A lone slob whore or group of slobby whores who look for some dick
Oh shit run it's the boner patrol!

Thank God we escaped the boner patrol they almost gave us s.t.d's!
by Your moms ass! June 08, 2019
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