blocked leak 

When you just finished busting a fat nut with the help of your phone and then having to piss right after. The piss does not come out easily thanks to that excess nut leaving you with a blocked leak.

Joey: "Dude!! How long is it taking Brandon to piss!!"

Aaron: " He was probably beating his meat and then started suffering from blocked leak again. It always happens with him."

blocked leak by iLiterallydonotmisslmaoooo July 21, 2017

cock blocked by oprah 

The inability to watch television between the hours of four o'clock until 5 o'clock, because some member of your family must watch Oprah like its some sort of sick addictive gospel (like a cult).

Friend: "Hey dude did you catch last nights episode of The mighty boosh?"
You: " Nope I didn't I was busy getting cock blocked by Oprah"

cock blocked by oprah by Harvey Hand banana June 10, 2011

black stuff 

Any black coloured beer (stout)(guinness)

Hello mate can i have a pint of the black stuff (guinness) please

black stuff by Josh Wood July 6, 2007

black boobies 

The things I watch every night before I go to bed.

When black boobies sleep, I sleep

black boobies by donnnnn December 13, 2013

black demon 

a entity that is blacker than black, and evil past evil, such as Sion from the league of legends fantasy world.

oh no the BLACK DEMON is coming

black demon by the Black DEmon January 30, 2018

black tights matter 

A movement to ensure that women continue to wear yoga pants to the amusement of all straight men, bi, and lesbians everywhere

I was driving down the street and I heard some dude yell "black tights matter" at some apple bottomed belles.

black tights matter by von groovy April 13, 2019

Black Humor

1. a humorous way of looking at or treating something that is serious or sad
2. a form of humor that regards human suffering as absurd rather than pitiable, or that considers human existence as ironic and pointless but somehow comic.
3. Black humor is a kind of comedy that jokes about serious or depressing topics, such as hopelessness, suffering, or death. The black in black humor refers to the dark or depressing subject matter that is central to such comedy. Similar terms are black comedy, dark humor, and gallows humor. Sometimes black comedy is used as a way to point out or reflect on the absurdity of life—or, more specifically, of the dark aspects of life, like death and war. But like other comedy, sometimes it’s just used to get a laugh. Either way, it’s very popular in modern media.

99,9% of my life consists of black humor and my irl friends still love me wow

Black Humor by Szami October 31, 2020