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Bar

A place where big tall jocks in tattoo sleeves and backwards baseball caps use fear, intimidation, obnoxiousness and roofies to ensure that they and only they can breed with the most attractive and fertile bodied females, hence causing America and the human species to become stupider and more degenerate with each successive generation.
Chad went to the bar last night and brought a few Stacie back to his place and spanked they pussy good with his huge dong!
by D Flawless March 26, 2022
mugGet the Barmug.

Sushi Bar

A sushi bar is someone’s vagina that smells of straight seafood
“Hey! Gabby u smell like a sushi bar.”
by wermanator October 9, 2018
mugGet the Sushi Barmug.

innocent bar stander

Person who works at a bar/pub that has to listen to peoples nonsense.
Jill didn't instigate anything she's just an innocent bar stander
by Drunk1 July 15, 2017
mugGet the innocent bar standermug.

BAR-ROBICS

BAR-ROBICS: (Bar-Ro-Biks)
:adjective
1: physical exercise that includes stretch, strength and cardiovascular activity performed at a bar (an establishment where alcoholic beverages are served). Can be performed sober or intoxicated.
"Ugh I really need to work out... I think I'm gonna go to BAR-ROBICS tonight"
by Lipstickland November 21, 2014
mugGet the BAR-ROBICSmug.

bar stealer

Some one that moves to a city with no freinds and starts stealing their coworkers bar freinds.

Because he's a loser and can't make his own freinds.
Hey TJ. Stop being a loser bar stealer
by Ed8469 May 14, 2022
mugGet the bar stealermug.

Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar

A noun referring to that moment when after you take your cousin, disembowel her, and use her viscera as a sexual lubricant while sodomizing her your mother walks in and says "I don't even know who you are anymore" and you reply "You probably didn’t recognize me because of the red arm".
Seamus never felt an ounce of regret, even right after his first Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Bar.
by Bloxt July 28, 2017
mugGet the Scandinavian Light Disco and Pull-up Barmug.

bar charge

when your phone is dead or close to dead, you hand your phone to the barkeep for a charge.
by jayzmoney June 24, 2016
mugGet the bar chargemug.

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