Tree Shirt

A t-shirt made of regenerative tree fiber, dedicated to ethical practices that are good from Earth, and will return to Earth versus plasticizing the planet.

One Golden Thread offers the Tree Shirt, which innovates with nature, to connect to our inner nature, and with a model of regeneration, plants a tree to replenish Earth.

by jscult January 8, 2021

Cunt-tree

(place) Brothel, gathering of prostitutes, or a country known for having promiscuous women.

(Plant) Type of plant that either grows too much or too little annoying the grower, a plant that looks like a cunt (venus flytrap).

(Part of body) engorged clitoris that stands semi-errect resembling a "tree stump", (aka "Cunt-Treestump"). The hair beginning at the vaginal/perineal area and ending at the bellybutton.

After the bar we should head to the Cunt-Tree Inn to get laid.

Man the chick in that bikini has a hell of a cunt-tree, I'd like to rumble in that jungle!

I got my girl so horny that her cunt-tree looked like it turned into a tiny dick and wanted to fuck ME!?

by Blantern January 12, 2021

Tree squirts

When tree sap explodes from the base into ones eyes

Yo, after cutting that pine, I got hit in the eye by some tree squirts

by Baysejump January 13, 2021

Thai Tea Tree number Five

Thai Tea Tree number Five. Annoying but fun.

Thai Tea Tree number Five will haunt you in your sleep.

by Duckyduckduck123duck January 14, 2021

Alabama Christmas Tree

1. Start with a Dude on the bottom,

2. Stack the participants from largest to smallest,

3. Has to have, the main stem the "penis in the ass" that or a strap on.

4. The way to stack depends on the use you can do a starfish formation or stack up 90 degrees after the last stacked person.

Extra: For the Frosted Tree continue to do it after the ejaculation for a nice coating of winter white

PS. *Fun for the entire family*

John: How was putting up the tree, for Christmas eve?
Tim: Oh it was amazing, though we accidentally split some winter white on the floor
John: Oh did the pine tree have pre frosting on it?
Tim: no, WE made the frosting, all 8 of us ;}
John: oh the Alabama Christmas tree?
Tim: want to be the top star?

by Monke_man January 21, 2021

Fruit trees

Homosexual men

Provincetown, MA has a lot of tall fruit trees walking around holding hands.

by Pudge from Brockton, MA February 2, 2021

Tree

A small of large hard thing that erects from the ground. They are usually brown but there are White ones too there just a little smaller, and they have smaller ones that come out off it and resembles green hair.

Guy 1 "what's that huge brown thing?"
Guy 2 "oh, that's a tree."

by pseudonym 2.0 February 3, 2021