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Afraid

That's your problem. You're obsessed with your own emotional state. It is the metric by which you measure your own delusional morality.
Hym "Whether or not you're afraid is irrelevant. Your God is not here... But..."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2025
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Afromity

A word that refers to people who don't respect the safety of children, typically on platforms such as roblox or discord.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about the streamer that got outed for being an afromity?

Guy 2: Yeah dude... What a creepy guy...
by JaneRemoverFan235 July 2, 2025
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AfroHeadLuke

i just got mogged by AFROHEADLUKE
by weedlovr3 July 2, 2025
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African Ceiling Bird

A smoke alarm with a low battery. Note its distinct chirp.
"Let me see that ceiling fan."
*smoke alarm chirps*
"Oh, you have an African Ceiling Bird. You should change that battery. Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."
by GumNut the Wise July 9, 2025
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afronomix

The growth and circulation of wealth in Black communities through education, entrepreneurship and equitable access.
Her company’s mission is rooted in afronomix, focusing on building generational wealth and economic resilience within the Black community.
by blackeconomist July 10, 2025
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Afrotizing

Afrotizing (Noun): The unwritten advertising industry rule that for every white person in a commercial, you need a specific ratio of Black actors with conspicuous natural hair/afros visible in frame. Started creeping up in the 2010s and became the holy gospel of marketing departments by the early 2020s.

The ratio can only go up, and never down.

There's a mathematical formula advertising nerds use:
• C = white people in frame
• A' = Black people in frame
• A" = total afro radius in inches
• 2025 standard: A' × (1+A") ÷ C must be > 25
• Indexed for afro inflation, 2026’s ratio will become 27.5

For example, you have 1 white actor and 2 Black actors with a 5-inch and 2-inch afro respectively. You're sitting at only a 16 afrotizing ratio and some marketing exec is gonna have a panic attack.
"We had to reshoot the whole Burger Clown commercial because we failed the afrotizing test. Apparently, Karen from accounting wearing an afro wig doesn't count."

"The client rejected our ad because our afrotizing ratio was 16 instead of 25. Now we gotta find someone with a bigger fro or digitally remove the white guy."

"I swear every commercial now looks like they ran it through some afrotizing algorithm. It's so formulaic you can spot the math."

See also: corporate diversity theater, checkbox casting, algorithmic inclusion, marketing mathematics
by Wing Lung and his Camry August 4, 2025
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African safari

Putting something in between your buttcheeks and passing it to someone else via their buttcheeks via African safari
by Oranjeted August 10, 2025
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