jacob lindfield

Leader of the neo nazi revolution

Hey, who are those guys wearing pointed white hoods? Oh thats just Jacob Lindfield and his goon gang.

by I was touched by maejor sidhu April 4, 2024

Jacob Fish

A guy who will steal any girl and fuck them senseless, he loves games, and HAS A MASSIVE HORSE COCK.

Wow she is so lucky, she has a guy named jacob fish

by Jacky boi man October 5, 2020

A Jacob

A name you use when you don’t want to use your real name. A good and convincing fake name. No one is named Jacob

Jordan told Tyler he was A Jacob.

by garboojizz October 18, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is very cute and funny. He often makes people laugh to hide his inner emotions. Once he falls for a girl, he takes a long time to get over her until he finds someone else.

Jacob is kinda cool

by Lolguy17383727 October 27, 2018

Jacob

A super sweet guy who knows how to make a girl laugh. If you’re his friend or maybe even his girlfriend, consider yourself lucky. He is amazing and fun but can also be serious if needed. He will include you in everything that he can and will love all his friends forever(i think)Don’t ever lose this dude!

Guy 1: Yo Jacob!
Jacob: Wassup yo.

by PopPixie06 October 27, 2020

Jacob

A really really short kid who gets all the ladies and is the best at basketball and baseball. Jacob is mostly cute to ladies, sweet, and VERY funny

"Hey look its jacob" Girl 1-
"Yea i know, he short but hes cool

by bigboychungas September 25, 2020

Pull a Jacob

When a person does something so incomprehensibly stupid or completely fucks up the simplest task, making you have to spend minutes pondering about whatever just happened.

H: “How stupid can this guy be? He just crashed in a parking lot with nothing to hit!”
J: “ He somehow managed to pull a Jacob.”

by Dive Computer November 26, 2023