Douche Canoe

Anyone who is french

Frenchie is such a douche canoe

by Victorfudge November 22, 2011

muppet douche

A douche bag that keeps flappin' his jaw about nothing.

Fuck, that muppet douche Paul keeps opening his mouth.

Why is that muppet douche still talking?

by .anonymous93846 June 30, 2008

Douche Snozzle

The lengthy bit of shnozz that usually hangs out from ones pants after a zipper catches the nut sack.

James just got his nuts caught in his zipper!!! Look its a douche snozzle! Nasty!

by CIP-CLR September 30, 2010

douche pup

Coming from the ever so famous word "douche," a douche pup is one who is a douche in the making. A semi- douche. A bastard.

Person A: "Hey baby! Want to see my rather large shennanigan?"

Woman: "You bastard! How dare you!"

She walks away

Person A: That line never works! I don't get it! Its huge!

Person B: "Hey listen here ya douche pup! Ladies prefer gentlemen!"

by The one and only PB May 12, 2007

Dingle douche

Similar to a dingle berry, a dingle douche is when vaginal discharge is not wiped properly, resulting in dingle douches. A dingle douche can be used as a noun only. This word can be used to describe someone who is very annoying and/or disrespectful.

One day, a grandmother walked into my store, asking if we sold anything to help her with her pain near her vagina. I recommended her to buy something to treat her possible dingle douches.

by magic32player August 18, 2009

Douche Canoes

Boat shoes

Look at that asshole sailing his douche canoes. What a Chad.

by tankgirl626 September 8, 2013

Douche and a half

A person that is more than one douche, but isn’t quite enough to be two douches.

Kenny is a douche and a half because he called me a name and then apologized later.

Reesha’s boyfriend was being a douche and a half because he accepted girls friend requests, but never messaged them back.

by Mama lama July 30, 2018