Late-night phone sleeping

When you’re on your phone at 12pm and you hear footsteps coming down the hallway and you have five seconds to think of a sleeping position

Late-night phone sleeping gave me neck cramp.

by Addicted to Baked Beans December 11, 2019

threat level mud-night

When you're experiencing a bout of diarrhea that is threatening to come out when you don't want it to.

Wife to husband while driving: baby, I'm need to find a bathroom, it's threat level mud-night.

by Devil's Workshop November 23, 2017

yo mom last night

Talking about something that happened with your mom the previous night.

Example:

Guy 1: Hey Bill guess what.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: I DID YO MOM LAST NIGHT

by MilkywayGalaxy 420 September 24, 2020

one-night stand crush

A one-night stand crush is a crush that lasts as long as a one-night stand. Short and sweet, in and out. Take the goods and zoom. Yeet yourself out of there. We know you got commitment issues.

My friend Vic had a one-night stand crush. She yeeted out of there quick tho!
Yesterday, I met this guy and I totally liked him! I don't like him anymore, it was definitely a one-night stand crush!

by valgl𓂀 December 10, 2021

10 Cent Beer Night

One of the dumbest promotions in sports history. June 4, 1974. Cleveland Indians vs. Texas Rangers. Beer is sold at 10 cents a pop WITHOUT limits on how much you could purchase. The result was a huge riot where people flooded the field and the game was forfeited.

"Hey, what topic are you writing for your paper?"
"10 Cent Beer Night. A very stupid event."

by justinbigdude May 31, 2022

OPENING WINDOW AND SHAGGING THE NIGHT

To have intercourse with a woman of the prostitue persuasion who has the vagina resembling opening window and indeed shagging the night.

"wow... jenny the prozzie had a snatch. it was like OPENING WINDOW AND SHAGGING THE NIGHT!!!"

by cavna June 23, 2008

late night bo-stick

The act of masturbation usually late at night in a friend or acquaintance's house, hiding in someone's house and masturbating.

My friend's mom is a milf so, a late night bo-stick was in order.

by Georgie Slanks October 1, 2007