based on the life experiences of Ibn Hayy, a sexual act in which you horribly violate an animal insides after dissecting it while experiencing divine revelations from Allah
by Ibn Tufayl November 5, 2025
Get the Hayy-Fuck mug.The extreme Australian version of "Suck shit!", meaning that the person saying it is either rejoicing in, or is indifferent to, the other person's misfortune.
"I'm going fishin' early tomorrow morning off the rocks at the beach, and I had a blowout of both me thongs - and the bloody shops are now shut."
"Suck fuck! You'll have to use little nails to fix 'em!"
"Suck fuck! You'll have to use little nails to fix 'em!"
by Cool4Katz November 13, 2025
Get the Suck fuck! mug.Fuck juan is a phrase to describe how much you hate your friend juan cause of how much he goons in class and how his jewish ass is always stealing coins
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Get the fuck nigga mug.A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.
Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.
A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'
by anonymous November 15, 2025
Get the Monkey fucking a bowling ball mug.Sally really likes Mark. When he punked her off and called her friend she was mad and told everyone he’s a fuck boi.
by Strabs76 November 16, 2025
Get the Fuck Boi mug.One who has sex with dogs and does absolutely nothing with their life but this sick and perverted thing.
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