The Breath Of Fucking Versailles

what i call people with abscesses.

Person 1: do you have any abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now the breath of fucking versailles

by BoobiesOnTheGravel January 8, 2025

Who The Fuck Is Addicted To Safari

Who the fuck is addicted to safari, commonly associated with uhh_luc, is the funniest joke ever. Used for when someone is addicted to the web browser safari.

Person 1: Hey so I've been using Safari a lot
Person 2: Who the fuck is addicted to safari

by riverslover94 February 18, 2025

Fucked Your Iguana

Committing hateful or shockingly evil acts upon a person's loved one.

You were so despondent we thought someone fucked your iguana.

by Cletus Polk August 10, 2024

Gay as fuck

Some one that’s a hella gay like he jerks 10 Times for one dude per day

For example I fucked my wall while watching James Charles so that makes me gay as fuck

by Smortdude6578 June 12, 2021

Fucks

Fucks - a verb meaning someone is very cool. One does not have to participate in intercourse to fuck.

Someone who is moderately cool fucks. Someone who is very cool fucks hard.

Person 1: Man that guy is so cool.

Person 2: Yeah he fucks.

Person 1: Ah, but that dude is even cooler.

Person 2: That guy fucks hard.

by The Emoji Movie April 1, 2023

Worthless fuck

Miles

Guys look, the tracks of a worthless fuck

by Big_shid November 12, 2020

Phantom Fuck

When a woman with ADHD visualizes a cock inside her rather than using a man or dildo.

After looking at all those pictures, I swear it’s like he was really there. And he phantom fucked the shit outta me!

by EagerEscapist January 14, 2024