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fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole

Phrase spoken in times of shock, awe or disbelief, started by a man in middle tn after he witnessed another man witness the brutal gang rape of a female monkey by several males... He watched indifferently but offered no aid to the helpless monkey or her bleeding butthole....
Well fuck a monkeys bleeding butthole... I just shit my pants again for god sakes... Never trust a fart....
by Eviljay666 February 10, 2023
mugGet the fuck a monkeys bleeding buttholemug.

Fuck Buddy

At A&W order two Teen burgers and a Buddy burger. Put the Buddy burger between the Teen burgers.
"Let's go to the dub and grab a fuck buddy each"
by Veritazium June 7, 2022
mugGet the Fuck Buddymug.

The Fucked Shit

The fucked shit is anything and everything depending on the context because everything is shit and all that shit is fucked. Great term to use while tripping balls when most words no longer work
Hey dude pass me the fucked shit I wanna get proper fucked mate

Oh mate I’m sorry to hear about the fucked shit, can’t believe she’s dead

Pass me the remote I’m gonna put on the fucked shit

Im really horny will you do the fucked shit

Remember when Will Smith did the fucked shit
by The Fucked Guy July 10, 2022
mugGet the The Fucked Shitmug.

stupid idiot cunt fuck

Top tier in the hierarchy of insults, 'stupid idiot cunt fuck' may be used as an exclamation and adjective towards persons who should have been swallowed as spermatozoa.
"You stupid idiot cunt fuck!" exclaimed Glenn.
by gilksy June 1, 2024
mugGet the stupid idiot cunt fuckmug.

Fucking dog

When some cunt gets in ya fucking way like a brainless animal and ya get pissed at them fuck off.
by anonymous June 24, 2022
mugGet the Fucking dogmug.

Fuck boy

The opposite of Rick Astley. A fuck boy will probably give up up and let you down. He’ll probably run around and desert you. You will not be together forever.
The guy I met on tinder seemed really nice, but I worry he might be a total fuck boy.
by AskRick June 10, 2018
mugGet the Fuck boymug.

Fuck ton

Term of measurement describing a large quantity of a singular item. See also: fuck load
by Denise.Jean17 February 27, 2024
mugGet the Fuck tonmug.

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