Pee Flow Tree

The process of deciding whether or not to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

I really have to pee. But I don’t want to get out of bed. I wonder if I can make it through the night without having an accident? Is it really that bad to have an accident? No one will know. I probably need to change the sheets anyway. Maybe I should just go ahead and get up to pee now since I’m awake after going through this pee flow tree.

by Jfman August 30, 2018

The dumbfuck tree

A tree that people think you fell off when you do something stump stupid.

Who needs friends when yours fell off the dumbfuck tree.

One who takes nourishment from the dumbfuck tree can only be stump stupid.

'I can't believe those people are trying to get away with that. What, do they think just fell off the dumbfuck tree?!'

by FrostbiteFlats February 5, 2025

sassy tree

Someone who is sassy but also happens to be quite annoying. They can be funny as well but sometimes they get on your nerves.

Omg that dude is SUCH a sassy tree!

by SomeHuman21 April 19, 2018

peanut tree

MY BITCH WHO THINKS THAT PEANUTS DONT GROW ON SOME MF TREES SO THATS HER NAME NOW

person in history class: i dont think that peanuts grow on tree??
me: yes they do you peanut tree

by itsyagirlalyssa May 8, 2018

truffula tree

Truffula tree is the stupidest, most dyslexic person you will ever meet. They seem fine at first, but once you get to know them, they are the stupidest person ever. Also known as dyslexic and water buffalo.

What’s the tea on you and Truffula Tree

by Welpood February 13, 2019

Following the Christmas tree

Motoring behind an amply lit 18-wheeler

Jake! How did you get here so fast?

Once on the highway, I just kept following the Christmas tree.

by slofloat December 24, 2010

american tree root

When lying on your back the woman sits on your erection and it goes in her ass

My girl gave me an American tree root last night and we both enjoyed it.

by The name is D January 26, 2016