A football (soccer) gay is someone who's personality revolves around the sport, football. Most common sightings occur when they congregate in a group, usually a circle in which a ball is kicked amongst the football gays. The dialect of a football gay most commonly includes phrases such as "test my touch" and "on my head". Football gays can also be distinguished without a ball in their possession; they will usually wear astro's (football boots without studs) paired with jeans, and will usually have a blank, slated expression.
Mark "hey, look at those football gays over there" Terry "don't call us that, in 10 years time you'll be asking for my signature"
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Unnamed fuck face: "Slayer is gay"
Thrasher: "Get the fuck out of my planet right fucking now or I'll kick you in the fucking face and have a ball.
Thrasher: "Get the fuck out of my planet right fucking now or I'll kick you in the fucking face and have a ball.
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Get the Slayer is gay mug.A term used in English football to describe homosexual patterns of play which are common in european football but are rarely seen (and heavily frowned upon) in the gritty matches of English lower league football. These patterns include 'passing around the back', 'tiki taka', short corners and a sweaty goal
Carlos: why did that guy just hoof the ball up for no reason? he should've played out from the back!
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