Facebook Seppuku

When you epically fail so bad in real life, you dishonor your digital self.

Shawn: Hey did you hook up with Heather last night?
Matt:No I blew it. Three months of planning down the drain, and to top it all off she shared her rejection of me with all my friends......time to go perform Facebook seppuku.

After face tripping over a rope and face planting into a wall while talking to his friends, Joe was forced to commit Facebook seppuku

by S1nfulFuzzball October 21, 2010

facebook smart

an assessment of someone's intelligence based on the statuses and comments they contribute on facebook. This takes into account spelling, grammar and punctuation. Also, depth of topic and tone can be considered.

I am surprised that Sally only got a 900 on her SAT's! I always thought she was smart. Well, at least, facebook smart.

by jayson j June 15, 2010

Facebook Blast

When everyone posts the same post at once

John: AT 7pm everyone Facebook Blast "Lucy is a big fat filthy slut"
(7PM comes and everyone "blasts facebook newsfeeds" with "Lucy is a big fat filthy slut"

by Mr. Munster October 9, 2014

Facebook Yes

When you accept an Invitation without any real intention to go.

A : "80 people agreed to come, but no-one came?"
B : " Guess they gave you the Facebook yes.."

by Ironbug, not logged in. June 2, 2011

Facebook race

When two or more people compete to publish a certain status before the others. Facebook race statuses usually quote someone that all contestants know.

Don't you hate it when people steal your lunchbox?' 'No. I don't have a lunchbox.' 'Not anymore.' 'FACEBOOK RACE!

by Doctor Jello December 14, 2010

facebook whore

someone who likes/comments on everything on facebook

god another notification from mike, hes a real facebook whore.

by volfan96 March 10, 2011

Facebook Cartel

A group of males upon website Facebook who generated said group for their crew to speak about dxm, ganja, and Ex. This said group is dangerous and they communicate over Facebook IM.

The Coolest Kids, Facebook Cartel

by JNick mozzafucka January 20, 2011