Cock Yoga

The act of just fooling with it, but not full on masturbation. Penis remains mostly flaccid.

After dinner I did some cock yoga and watched Little People Big World.

by Ellio's Pizza December 15, 2016

Cock blind

When the dick is so fucking good that they are blind to all character flaws.

"Why is that chick with that douche?"
"Oh she's just cock blind"

by J to the Me January 16, 2019

Cock-Hopper

Same as Slut.

She's a cock-hopper!

by ShockRock November 14, 2012

popsicle cock

When the penis is exposed to cold environments long enough for it to freeze in a stretched position. This is very uncomfortable and should be heated with low heat until everything seems to be working well.

I love to ride on those snowmobiles even if I'm riding on one with your dad, but when we get back I have terrible popsicle cock.

by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017

cock sqeegee

When you cum and it doesnt all come out. You sqeeze the base of your cock and slide up to push the cock cum out like sqeezing out toothpaste.

I jizzed so much that i had to cock sqeegee to get it all out.

by Sausagehole April 12, 2019

obama cock

The smallest tear of black cock

I was gonna fuck him but he had a obama cock

by SpartanGhost August 26, 2016

Dripping cock

Cock or chicken dripping or drenched with some form of sauce

“Damn man I could go down on some dripping cock” said Jacob

by The.Advanced.Detective.Alias January 8, 2023