Burn Blooch

The act of looking stupid after doing something dumb

The boy said burn blooch after he dropped his lunch tray

by Authors of Time January 9, 2025

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cryo-burn

The unmistakable flavor of food that's been frozen.

The cryo-burn corn was an unexpected counterpoint to the rich, broiled steak.

by JackTwistsDenimShirt November 21, 2015

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burning anus tapper

when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.

i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.

by chicagomeathouse November 8, 2013

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tafter-burn

the serious burning sensation and pain felt the day after you get inked, when your natural endorphins and adrenaline wear off.

Friend 1: Dude, love your new ink.
Friend 2: Thanks. Didn't hurt last niight, but the tafter-burn in the shower nearly killed me this morning.

by kiss27 July 15, 2014

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When you know you definitely will come, it’s beyond your control, but you haven’t come yet and you want to prolong the joy, you are feeling the Goldilocks Burn. When the angles and tempo are just so and it’s go go go, that’s the Goldilocks Burn.

“Man, I can tell you Stig fully maxxed out the Goldilocks Burn last night- I didn’t time it but it seemed like ages.”

“Oh yes, Sam has a solid reputation as someone who can totally meter out a serious Goldilocks Burn.”

by MyrootingcupOverfloweth June 7, 2023

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