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by Alias intern September 19, 2025
Get the Texas cocktion mug.In this context, "Texas" refers to the first state to implement a ban on cellphones in classrooms, leading parents to give their children the classic Texas Instruments calculator which has always remained unchanged since 1995—despite kids often wanting the latest iPhone.
After Texas banned cellphones in class, my parents handed me a Texas Instruments calculator, while all I wanted was the newest iPhone to keep up with my friends.
by Emotional Cruiser September 19, 2025
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I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.
by Teenypetey January 19, 2025
Get the Texas tampon mug.When a woman from Texas gives a man a blow job, she puts a little tajin on the rim of his butt hole first then sucks him to completion.
I visited Texas over the summer break. I took a beautiful blonde home who wore a cowboy hat and a silver belt buckle. We got completely naked (other than her cowboy hat) and she gave me a Texas rim job.
by Brandon Jameson January 20, 2025
Get the texas rim job mug.Texas catch 5 (not to be confused with texas cash 5) is a version of russian roulette with slightly unconventional rules.
The game often involves 1 or more players who pass around a revolver loaded with 5 empty shell casings, and 1 live round. The game is played by loading the gun, the cylinder is not allowed to be cycled during the gameplay.
A participant will ready the revolver, then press the revolver to their forehead, yell "YEE HAW!" and pull the trigger.
The goal of the game is to "catch 5" empty shell casings rather than one real bullet.
The game often involves 1 or more players who pass around a revolver loaded with 5 empty shell casings, and 1 live round. The game is played by loading the gun, the cylinder is not allowed to be cycled during the gameplay.
A participant will ready the revolver, then press the revolver to their forehead, yell "YEE HAW!" and pull the trigger.
The goal of the game is to "catch 5" empty shell casings rather than one real bullet.
by Michelthegreatest January 22, 2025
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