Texas Jotaro

A person that has a lot of sex
That guy is such a Texas Jotaro.
by fuhrerus July 21, 2020
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Somerville Texas has awful roads, Their cracked and pieces of the roads are everywhere so you have to watch where you step. The school district is pretty bad too. The area is ghetto and they conjoin the tests into a few days so we’re mentally exhausted and have no chance of doing well on them. It’s not that bad though, If you make the most of it lmao.
by _Hi_im_sienna_ February 12, 2022
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Texas pee

When you pee red, usually from a urinary infection.
I just did a Texas pee should I go to the doctor?
by OilySaltine August 20, 2023
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Dallas is a scrawny little white boy with a crazy amount of drugs hidden in its ass
did you hear? Dallas, texas (the person not the murder) is going to jail again
by Varamochi April 03, 2022
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Texas Wild Cattle

When you fuck a group of cows qith ur homie, then jizz on the farm owner
I love some good old Texas Wild Cattle
by PeePeeAsh April 14, 2019
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Texas Fever

Texas fever
n.
An infectious disease of cattle first identified in Texas, characterized by high fever, anemia, and emaciation and caused by a parasitic protozoan (Babesia bigemina) that is transmitted by cattle ticks.

This is not to be associated with any form of homosexual activities
"Did you hear about those cows"
"Yeah I heard they caught texas fever"

"hmm must have been those ticks"
by south_town October 23, 2011
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Texas Rattlesnake

Taking a curly dump in a urinal. The poo must curl back on itself to resemble a coil in one solid piece.
The special Ed kid keeps leaving us Texas Rattlesnakes in the bathroom. Nobody knows when he's doing it, but I think he's makin em at night.
by Quad45 January 14, 2025
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