sock fishing

When you try to find matching socks in the dryer. Oftentimes you find a sock you like but finding it's mate can take a long time of dipping in to the batch and fishing out less liked ones.

"Sorry I'm late for work. I couldn't catch a thing sock fishing."

"Honey, I'm starting more wash because the sock fishing pool has dried up."

by austinhaws March 15, 2009

Sock

A phony facebook profile used for trolling

Me:"That chick is hot"
You: "Its a sock acount"
Me: "even if its just a sock, id still cum in her".

by Bonezybonez May 30, 2017

kooter sock

Using one's sock to clean vagina "hoe bath when you don't have a wash rag"

"I found a kooter sock in my garbage after she left my house in the morning"

by Keegs88 January 10, 2024

Sock

Another word for a pad/tampon

Girl 1: I just got my tree

Girl 2: do you need a sock?

by Swagpwacherjeiej April 14, 2015

Sock Birthday

when you suddenly get way more socks than you thought was possible

dude 1: whered u get all those socks?
dude 2: had my sock birthday yesterday!

by socksrocksocksrock March 21, 2010

clear socks

clear socks are gayer than no socks, never take a risk, always have on socks you can see.

Yo I saw you kissing that guy, and you aint had no socks.
Yes I did they were just clear socks
You might as well wear no socks *smh*

by Biggest Dumn July 23, 2020

Meat sock

A wet hollow pipe that sits between a woman’s legs.

Hey dude , i fucked Kassandras meat sock yesterday

Hey isn’t it time you clean your meat sock?

by THE_FUCK! May 23, 2018