air pooping

When while taking a poop, a miniture turd falls out, followed by an immense amount of air (or fartage). This process of turd, then air, turd, then air is a constant pattern until the pooping ceases.

Man, I just had the longest air pooping of my life. I would have had enough air to air up a hot air balloon!

by Unicorn&LadyBug November 14, 2010

Turtle-Poop

Sitting in the bathroom and waiting a long time for results.

I rushed to the water-closet to do my duty but I just sat and sat--it was a real Turtle-Poop!

by Jerry Jacobs January 28, 2008

poop parade

when a group of employees must deal with a beastly boss at their full time job, they initiate a poop parade to show their dislike for him/her. Extreme cases may include dressing like poop or taking a poop on your bosses' car.

My boss was trippin so we started a poop parade.

by poopy platter July 7, 2011

Poop Text

Composing a text message whilst sitting on the toilet

Mr. X goes to the toilet every day at 9.38am. He then proceeds to poop text for the next fourteen and a half minutes.

by Bog Watcher February 11, 2010

Poop Shed

An enclosed litter box/cat box that you buy so that it is more difficult for your cat to fling shit all over your laundry room.

Andrea, clean the damn poop shed before the cats piss on the carpet!

by I am Bob and so is my lady January 1, 2010

poop stew

When more than three people shit in the toilet bowl at the same time and proceed to eat it.

Tim, Jerry, Greg, Casey and I made a poop stew last night. It was kinda great.

by FUCK ME 456 February 18, 2017

poop print

The result after kicking the victim so forcefully up one's anal cavity that after being withdrawn the foot would be covered in fecal matter... Imediately after which you kick the victim in the face leaving a undesirable "poop print".

Shut your mouth or I'll give you a poop print; or I got in a fight with my sister and she poop printed me.

by Hector789456 October 2, 2007