National pizza day

This is something we celebrate in September 4

(use this to make ur parents buy pizza?)

It's national pizza day

by anonymous September 4, 2021

Pizza Capers

A term used to describe businesses that are managers by insecure assholes who believe that standing in a store and waiting for their food product to be prepared is "pressuring their workers".

I was at maccas yesterday waiting for my order and the manager came out, accusing me of pressuring his staff by just standing there and looking at things. When I said I wasn't he then disagreed with me and made a whole song and dance about it. It was such a pizza capers moment....

by Rtard41 June 8, 2021

Pizza

The thing that Americans think the made and the thing that a new yorker can argue with you for 5 hours about

italian: Amico la pizza è italiana perché continui a dire che non lo è?

New Yorkers/Americans: Shut the actual heck up

by Learn to play kid June 9, 2021

The Pizza Hut slip

When u eat a lot of greasy Pizza Hut, then the next day take a shit, but the shit is so greasy you accidentaly stick your finger in your butt.

Hey honey, smell my finger I just had The Pizza Hut slip

Johnny returned from the bathroom with a violated look on his face

Friend: Hey buddy, What happened?

Victim: I had The Pizza Hut slip

by Vice420 June 12, 2021

Pizza

A word often used in place of sex.

“Hey babe, do you want to come over for pizza”

by Tamsin Riley June 13, 2021

Pizza Dick

When a penis has smegma and has entered a vagina on its period and got blood on it.

eg. "Damn I've got pizza dick!"

by PIZZADICK99 June 13, 2021

Pizza with pineapple

A phrase often used in place of anal sex.

“Hey babe, do you want to come over for pizza with pineapple?”

by Tamsin Riley June 13, 2021