Horse Friends

Two men who like to dress up as horses, chew on hay, hug one another while their testicles touch and make horse sounds in each other's ears. Neo and Poopsock.

Please give us some privacy, we are practicing being Horse Friends.

by Sparklepaws October 13, 2014

horse thumper

Strangely obsessed with horses.

"Jenny is such a horse thumper, she attempts to know more than others"

by Satcasticsusan October 30, 2013

sexual horsing

Sexual horsing is when an horse keeper gets out of control and decides to molest a horse

Dude bella over there is sexual horsing

by rape artist December 26, 2021

autismo horse lover

a word commonly associated with horse lovers and estrogen, math thew chan

"Hey autismo horse lover!"
math yew chan : "That isn't my name hi I am matthew chan i like horses and men funny haha dogs are attractive"

by buzzy buzzwole lover August 14, 2022

two ton race horse

A BBC (Big Black Cock) typically found in porn or at the club. Bigger than the average black dude and way bigger than most whites.

Aaron Rodgers brother, Mega Rodgers, had a two ton race horse bigger than Obama himself.

by Jaw beg October 22, 2017

Horsed

To get roasted or to lose in a fight

“Rick just made fun of you, you got HORSEDDDD”

by briannnnj November 17, 2022

pulling a pump horse

betraying someone like an absolute dick and leave them to die

"Don't you dare pull a pump horse on me after this robbery!" - somebody I don't know some idiot dumbass who died because of his friend pulling a pump horse on him

by JoeBidenUFOisReal January 23, 2023