Lie like a rug

A liar that lies so much and cover things up with more lies

a continuos Liar or
compulsive liars
or to be in the mindset of denial

why do you continue to "lie like a rug"
There should be "Lie like a rug charges" in the court of law

by UnoYoko February 11, 2022

Aged like Vodka

A phrase used to describe something that didn't age well, but it took a long time to look bad.

Similarly how vodka takes 10 years to lose its taste.

Some dude in 1980: "I bet there will be flying cars in the future!"

Present day

Some Man: "Man twitter is arguing about hairstyles!"

Some Boy: "And they said there would be flying cars in the future."

Some Man: "Yeah that phrase Aged like Vodka."

by av9e February 18, 2022

It’s not what it looks like!

Caught having ifyk but someone walks in..
this a joke btw

Stranger walks in” It’s not what it looks like! Stranger leaves frighten

by lila🥰 March 22, 2021

moving like Mary

When your friend that you have known since childhood, that you grew up with in the church fucks the nigga that she knew that you were fucking and then lies to your face about doing it. Essentially, it means being a snake and stabbing someone that is basically family in the back.

Yeah she fucked him after I told her how good the dick was, she moving like Mary fr.

by Chickentenderluvr1 April 3, 2021

i like watermelon

i am a lesbian

amy-‘i like watermelon’
emily-‘same’

by slutforronweasley April 23, 2021

Lite Lung Like

A specialized device invented to get really fucking stoned, really fucking fast. Similar to ancient bellows. Gauze on top fill with fresh weed, light and pull. Named by Gee Coyle of the Ards.
Northern Ireland.

-Fancy a wee lite lung like?
-Thats some gooood steam mate!
-Holy shit, i don't like i can see any more.

by Alor February 25, 2005

silly like BB

Something that someone says that they think is funny, but it is actually not. In fact, it is really annoying and usually they are the only ones to laugh at their own joke.

1. "Look, Mr. Wright! I have glitter on my hands! *insert sound of someone who is silly like BB's laughter this is ALWAYS annoying and puts strain on one's nerves. Sometimes, the aforementioned laughter results in a splitting headache.*"
2. "That wasn't funny! You're silly like BB! I hate you."

by hxcaznndfriend February 28, 2005