Michael Jordan

President of England America

Guy 1: who's your president?

Some Russian dude: UHHHH MICHAEL JORDAN

by Big_Floppaman December 9, 2021

The Jordan Treatment

The jordan treatment is slang for ignoring people in person and only talking to them unless its over the phone and for 0.3 seconds in the hallway (mostly used for your girlfriend) and it is a funny way to make fun of that one friend that never talks to his girlfriend unless its over text.

Girlfriend: "Will you ever talk to me?"

Jordan: "................... *gives The Jordan Treatment."

by not izaak February 17, 2022

Cade Jordan

Really cool guy with good morals. Loves his sophomores from time to time and will do anything to meet his lover.

Who is that with my sister? Of course it's Cade Jordan!

by notmyname13 March 7, 2022

shamar jordan cassonva

a hot black person who fat asf n i love w my heart

shamar jordan cassonva go eat ur chicken tenders and kool aid u lil black man!

by yo wsg i love boys June 1, 2022

Gabby Jordan

the kindest, most honest, genuine, and beautiful human being you’ll ever meet

“Gabby Jordan is such an amazing friend.”
“Yeah, I know. I love her.”

by 🐂🐑🐏🐖 July 9, 2022

sono Jordan

A rising commentary channel

Sono Jordan is my favorite commentary channel

by Maggot1995 August 18, 2022

Michael Jordan

He is a great NBA player, but he is the most overrated player in NBA history, with LeBron James, who's also great, as the second most overrated player in NBA history. When people talk about the GOAT, they mostly goat go Mwith one of them, but in reality it is either Wilt Chamberlain or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and with Bill Russell being the 3rd greatest player of all time. I mean sure, the six championships are an impressive accomplishment, as are the six finals MVPs, but they weren't exactly against great teams, but they weren't bad, either.

Michael Jordan does NOT walk on water, despite what Jordansexuals think that he does.

by PhoenixGamer34 August 23, 2022