sonatin for a jazz funeral

Term used to describe the feeling you get when a girl asks you if she can put a strap-on and have anal sex with you while the music plays "psycho-killer" by talking heads

Girl : " It has been beautiful to be a man for a while"

Man : "i feel a bit sonatin for a jazz funeral. but it will pass, anymore, and it will go fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-far better. now i have to run run run run, run run run away" (singing out of tune)

by ciro May 12, 2014

Pull a jazz band

(v.) the act of faking an injury to get out of something you don't enjoy

Person 1: Man, I really hate playing soccer. The team is full of douches.
Person 2: Dude, just pull a jazz band and get out of it.

by Anonymous5073 September 13, 2016

you like jazz?

The urge to ask your fellow man if they enjoy the music genre jazz.

Do you like jazz?

by hehexd1234 December 5, 2016

it’s a jazz

Used when describing a good time, thing, or event.

synonyms: it’s lit, it was a blast, it was totally tubular

Dave: Gosh man, it’s a jazz.

by itsathingiswear May 8, 2018

Juice Bar Jazz

When receiving a BJ at the same time as a handjob, the dude nuts all over the girl's face and hands, causing her to attempt jazz hands to shake off the sticky result.

Person A: "So did she swallow?"
Person B: "No, but she did the Juice Bar Jazz."
Person A: "LOL nice."

by clivesbignight July 23, 2018

Down tuned jazz shred metal

Romance and Rebellion

That is our genre of music, Down tuned jazz shred metal- Alecsandr James (The Guitarist)

by THEREYNOLDSPAMPHLET December 30, 2018

Noah and Jazzy

Noah and Jazzy are the best couple of all time they treat each other like and king and a queen. Every couple wants to be like them but can't because of how Noah and Jazzy relationship is and their friendship. If Noah and Jazzy ever break up the world will end

Other girl: I wish we could be like Noah and Jazzy
Boy: how there the best couple of all time

by Factszzzzzzzz August 8, 2019