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Jake

A meat rider for people named Sam Longhurst
by Troy Whorebag November 23, 2023
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Jake Adams

Get blackout drunk the second your lips touch alcohol.
“Hey bro wanna go out tonight?”
“Ya I’m down just gotta make sure I don’t pull a Jake Adams since my wife’s family is in town”
“You”ll be fine bro just pull a Parker Jurg and blame it on the cold”
by SkibidiToilet39 November 25, 2023
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jake kitchen

Jake is a very nice and funny person, but when you have a girlfriend he tends to get flirty with them. or hell tell you they don't love you. Jake takes a long time to get a girlfriend, but when they do it's the one! He's not good at Fortnite but good enough to play arena with. overall Jake is a good friend, but don't take him any places with out his car with him.
friend 1: Hey Jake Kitchen get on the car
friend 2: yeah come on Jake
Jake kitchen: no I'm walking
by yeats-dogs-puppy December 1, 2023
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Jake

A guy with a monster cock and the stamina of a horse
Wow! I can’t believe how hung Jake was!
by pusyslayer512 December 5, 2023
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Jake

A tall, red-haired bisexual who sends occasional death threats despite their best intentions.
Jake: Hello?
Not Jake: *has killed thyself*
by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 7, 2023
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Jake

Jake; I liike kkids
by JJAKEEEEE December 9, 2023
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Jake cota

He is the best football player ever and is the smartest ever and very girl wants him
by jenny201391 December 18, 2023
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