Praise white jesus 

A phrase used to praise anything for which a white Jesus would be responsible. There are a variety of Jesuses all of different races which must be praised at the proper time.

Praise White Jesus! Somehow I got to work on time.

Praise white jesus by Big Billy Terry July 25, 2009

Pure Jesus

When something is extremly awesome.(Picture it as a can of some liquid.)

Tom: How was that concert last night? Did it rock?
Nick: Man, It was Pure Jesus!!

Pure Jesus by Jack Of Hearts!! April 1, 2009

Porn Jesus

A term used to define a well hung dark-haired male with a beard and long hair.

Damn, have you seen that porn Jesus over there? He's hot!!

Porn Jesus by Ruby-Slippers July 25, 2016

vape jesus 

Ex-smoker turned on by blowing big clouds of vapor. The "Vape Jesus" is distinct in style. Commonly seen or referred to as a "hippy". Long hair, big beard, loves skinny jeans and cardigans.

"Mom, that creepy man riding the fixed gear bike blowing clouds is looking at me funny."

"Don't worry son. That's no serial killer or pedophile. It's just Vape Jesus."

vape jesus by mysterysola November 23, 2016

the bearded jesus

When your trabagging your girl and accidentally shart

I was tea bagging my girl the other night and accidentally sharted on her face. She look like the bearded jesus

the bearded jesus by Tweeter23 October 5, 2018

straight for Jesus 

A very Christian man that has chosen to ignore his natural instincts and try to make a life with a female because of his belief that homosexuality is wrong.

Scott is straight for Jesus. He clearly is gay and checks me out all the time.

straight for Jesus by Christopher J. Smith September 1, 2007

slim jesus 

eminem's retarded little brother; skittles.

how to be slim jesus
>be white
>watch Straight out of Compton
>capture mexican kid
>make drill rap

slim jesus by lolitsalex December 27, 2015