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French Telephone

When you fart in someone's ear and their ear drum blows up
I'm gonna give your grandma a French telephone tonight.
by Jekevd April 21, 2025
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french bread

(le) pain.

bread in French is "pain".
Friend: fuck man I have covid
Me: I live in french bread
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INDIRECT FRENCH KISS

Yes not just the INDIRECT KISS but was they on an ASSHOLE.
I drank from a water bottle as I was so FUCK THIRSTY that it was my training already that INDIRECT FRENCH KISS to any SHITTY ASSHOLE.
by SIXTIES LITTLE GIRL August 21, 2021
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Big tiddy French fries

Hehe this one's self explanitory
Big tiddy french fries heheheheheheh3hehe
by Dimk Man January 7, 2023
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The French

An insult to God.
Person 1: I hate the French.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I gave a bottle of water to a French person and he called me a grassy ass.
Person 2: ...Can you repeat that but slowly?
by Moronoki.com March 15, 2025
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French Barracuda

When to men are having gay sex with dicks similar to barracudas in front of a wall mounted dildo and the receiver is getting it so hard they are forced to bite down on the dildo to relieve the pain, similar to a French person eating a full baguette.
Tim went to the backroom to give Allen the French Barracuda.
by VscoManOfGaming November 6, 2020
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French Guy

Hym "I think he's mad we called his wife a whore by way of extension..."

Iam "Hey, you hear about that french guy who wanted to wait to have sex until marriage and after the two of them got married she divorced him immediately for not having a big enough weiner?"

Hym "Yeah, I did! That was crazy! I guess that why waiting until marriage is a stupid idea. Have half of your shit taken away from you for not having a big enough dick? That is wild."

Iam "Yeah. Tell me about it. You hear that they had to ban home paternity test because they found that 33% of men taking them were raising kids that were not their own?"

Hym "Really? Well, aren't you just a wealth of knowledge today"

Iam ☺️

Hym "Now get back to work!"

Iam 😑
by Hym Iam May 18, 2022
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