gets that parkour

It's what Rick /Rick and Morty said

AND THATS THE WAY THENEWSMGOES

Bnxjdiek gets that parkour

by We ck October 9, 2017

Getting Sammed

When an average at best shawty, no higher than a 5.4 but no lower than a 2.8, comes over and blows you twice in one day while you suck on and fondle her titties, only for her to immediately cut off all contact with you and refuse to acknowledge your texts.

Yo bro this slut came over and sucked my massive horse cock twice in one day while I stimulated her via the breast, now shes gone AWOL.

Damn bro, I think you're getting sammed.

by Misterstitches November 21, 2019

get hitched

To get married

I never thought you'd get hitched. Who's the lucky lady?

by LadyN April 3, 2017

getting a Kenny

consistently winning any fighting video game against your friends with the lowest possible score or grade. Usually achieved by performing the same few moves over and over. Often achieved by a dumb yet lovable friend.

OMG this dude keeps holding on to the sticks because he keeps getting a Kenny

by MalibuMatt June 29, 2011

Getting Asian

Verb. When you get so high that your eyes start to squint like an asian. (Originated in Keller, Texas)

“Bro that last puff has me getting asian, I can barely even see.”

by EvonHuddler September 17, 2017

Goat getting

Goat getting - the act of taking a goat before a horse race . The goats were used to calm the horses .

1.Those hoodlums really got my goat
2. Hey Paul you wanna do some warm blooded goat getting instead of sitting around and getting polio

by Theabsolutegoat June 11, 2018

Getting political

1. Being intimate or sexual with someone of the same sex.

2. Sexually fantasizing about someone of the same sex.

(Term created by Ray Morejon)

"Did you know John made out with Oliver last Tuesday?"
"Bro got political."

John was getting political, or being intimate or sexual with someone of the same sex, when he made out with Oliver last Tuesday.

by crispysouup May 30, 2023