Arabian eye pillow 

To rest ones balls on another's eyes.

"Hey Tony, I'm having trouble sleeping. It's too bright in here."
"OK here, let me give you an Arabian eye pillow."
"Ah, much better! No light can penetrate your scrotum!"

Arabian eye pillow by stubblybeaver March 6, 2014

fish eyed lens 

Its like a fish eyed lens!!

"Dude I just don't get it"
'Bro it's like a fish eyed lens"
"Ooh I get it now!"
"Exactly!"

fish eyed lens by grown ass man May 27, 2014

under-eye 

To refuse to make eye contact.

The dude was talking to me, but he under-eyed me the whole time.

under-eye by Word Hound Nazi July 8, 2014

Dick Eyebrow

What happens when someone tells you something that is such obvious bullshit. A single eyebrow is raised with a mix of disgust and disbelief.

"The guy at the cell store told me that I need a different data plan if I upgrade because 'smartphones use data differently'. The dick eyebrow appeared as soon as he mentioned that."

Dick Eyebrow by DeezusMaximus September 17, 2014

spam eye 

An eye that is deformed and has the appearance of mashed spam

Watch out grandma's spam eye is looking at us

spam eye by The spam eye haters September 7, 2015

The Eye of Sauron 

An ass hole so black, so stretched and abused and treacherous, it physically paralyzes you.

In reality, The Eye of Sauron of Sam was the true evil of Middle Earth.

The Eye of Sauron by poopyshmoopy1 September 24, 2015

happy eyes 

the best kind of eyes out there

She has happy eyes

happy eyes by twerpderp April 13, 2016